The real Scarlet story

A no brainer really. When you think of actresses who both look like Marilyn Monroe and have more than two brain cells, Scarlett Johansson is your only option.

The real news story is that she's going out with potential Planet of the Apes extra Josh Harnett.

WTF? What's with loser dudes like Josh & brainless All Blacks toootally punchin above their weight all of a sudden?